betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

souschen

furrsona:

”free wifi”

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kristenwiiggle
cologneoscopy

lordofwinter:

kristinaadesuwa:

when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac. 

I AM SO FULL OF LIFE!!!!

kristinaadesuwa
Anonymous: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

brianashanee
babythc
pretty-transparents
shimmering-starfish
weheartit.com
cocknurse
alinaradcliffe